Henry KissingerHow I'm missing yer You're the Doctor of my dreams With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare And your Machiavellian schemes I know they say that you are very vain And short and fat and pushy But at least you're not insane Henry KissingerHow I'm missing yer And wishing you were here Henry KissingerHow I'm missing yer You're so chubby and so neat With your funny clothes and your squishy nose You're like a German parakeet All right so people say that you don't care But you've got nicer legs than HitlerAnd bigger tits than CherHenry KissingerHow I'm missing yer And wishing you were here . Graham Chapman
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Henry Kissinger is the real-life embodiment of this quote. He has a reputation for being driven by ambition, driven by power, driven by success, driven by having to get the job done. He is also said to have very little regard for other people’s feelings or thoughts.

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